New toys...

Brand new toy means extra fun for them and extra PAIN for me....

Notice the tiny red dots on my arm? It was caused by the BB gun they bought from some stranger down the street.... Shooting from quite a distance still leaves this kind of marks... Truth be told, IT HURTS LIKE MAD!!!

Guess what, ANOTHER SAMAN!!! ARGHH!!!!! 1 from MPPJ and 1 from DBKL in under 10 days both for illegal parking...... There goes my money.... I kept the MPPJ one but told my father bout the DBKL one to save my ass....

This week is seriously painfull, getting blasted by footballs by playing keeper(got 1 nice football mark on my chest), banged up my knee, getting shot by BB guns... And its only Tuesday... Anyways, Christmas was not that bad, but im celebrating with family for New Year this year...

Whats the plan?

Christmas, the season to be jolly.... Couldn't agree more... 1 year ago was one of the best Christmas i ever had.... Countdown at The Curve, playing foam sprays, pranks.... This year is confirmed to change drasticly, from 13 (Manoj, Eugene, Thea, Bryan, Sreeman, Nara, Murally, Tan, Porn, Ravi, Dheeraj,Yusufe, Me) to 6-7 Max this year... Currently this years plan is countdown with Yusufe, Porn, Thira and a few fellas who ain't confirmed yet in Bangsar, sad? NO WAY!!! The rest has got other plans and some has places to go and since we are the odd ones out, might as well make the best out of it right?

Well, they are coming over to swim in my place on Christmas day and after that we are straight away heading to the Nike warehousesale!!!Speaking of warehousesale, i got myself a pair of black and white Adidas babies for only RM 40 bucks!!! Well, it may not be as chaotic as last year but hell, im gonna bug you guys till you reply me and keep the numbers growing.... Hei, maybe even DJ or OUG right after the countdown...

MERRY EARLY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE!!! ENJOY CHRISTMAS TO THE FULLEST , FOR ITS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY..... ANYWAY IF YOUR CHRISTMAS STINKS THERE IS ALWAYS NEW YEAR's DAY

While driving NEVER.... Own personal experience...

1. BORROW your car to FRIENDS
Look at my mirror right after Yusufe drove my car back to his house to collect something which was less than 2km from the place... Nice? Apparently, he said some motorcycle hit it while trying to get to the front while the traffic light was red.... It happened last week

2. Having an IDIOT sitting on the passenger side

A.k.a Tan who presses your horn, put your gear to N, pull your handbrakes and changing the gear to reverse on a red light. And today while fetching Murally home(wow he has such a nice new house near ss2),while driving 60km/hr on a rainy day, Tan asked me to turn LEFT suddenly for thats the way to Murally's house.... If he would have said it 5 secs earlier, my car wouldnt have knocked into the cones.... Thx to my superb driving skills, i saved their life by no turning fully like they have suggested or we might have skidded and probally crashed, it was a split second decision but i decided to hit the cone than to have turned fully....

3.Be less than a 100% sure of where you're heading...

Honestly, my sense of direction is equivalent to errm a person suffering Alzheimer.... This one time i was suppose to deliver something to my cousin's house but i ended up finding myself in subang... And to make things worse, i drove to her house at least twice before....

4.Only look behind while reversing...

So far i had 5 accidents where 2 happened while i was reversing, 1 happened in school and 2 thanks to MORONS.... The first time i had a accident while reversing was hitting Yusufe's sisters 5month-old Myvi... Thira was with me that time so i guess there was no escaping... The 2nd time was when i was reversing my car in Midvalley while on a Futsal-shoe-hunt for Yusufe I just kept my eyes on the back forgeting about the pillar on the side... Nice huge yellow scratches can be seen clearly on the side of my car....

5.Forget to pay your parking

A day before Yusufe broke my mirror, i went to see a doctor and i thought to myself why should i waste 60cents while its gonna only take me 15 minutes to see the doctor.... 15 minutes later,

And all this happened under 1 1/2 month(during the holidays)... Speaking of which, it has been a holiday with more downs than ups, but who cares? Thats life yo.... Streaks of bad luck constantly seems to find me... Samans, ffks, feuds, car ACCIDENTS, etc etc.... Yep, thats life...

Terminator 4?

Terminator 4 is soon to be released and errm it looks kinda like B+(EXTRA B-ORING).... Guess who is the main star..... THE DARK KNIGHT's CHRISTIAN BALE.....

Terminator 3 killed the terminator franchise and come on, majority of the people prefer Sarah Connor over John Connor but Sarah Connor has to die(I guess thats why they made a terminator series)..... Not to mention that Arnold Swznegger(his name is hard to spell) might not be in the movie...

Anyway here is the trailer....Enjoy....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDVTUowwN-c&feature=related

Songs you might never heard of which ROCKS!!

1. Saliva - Ladies and Gentleman
Ladies and gentleman please,
Would you bring your attention to me,
Its for a piece for your eyes to see,
An explosion of catastrophe,
Like nothing you've ever seen before,
Watch closely as I open this door,
Your jaws will be on the floor,
And after this you will be begging for more...

2. Simple Plan - Generations
<CHORUS>
It's going down tonight,
We're gonna do it till we die,
Cause I, I, I've got no reason to apologize,
Thats my generation

3. Within Temptation - What have you done
<CHORUS>
I, I've been waiting for someone like you,
But now you are slipping away,
What have you done now,
Why, why does fate make us suffer,
There's a cast between us, between me and you.

4. Hinder - Better than me
<CHORUS>
I really miss your hair in my face,
And the way your innocence tastes,
And I think you should know this,
You deserve much better than me.

5. Breaking Benjamin - So cold
<CHORUS>
Show me how it ends it's allright,
Show me how defenseless you really are,
Satisfied and empty inside,
Well that's allright,
Lets give this another try.


Try also Nightwish - I wish I had an Angel and Celldweller ft. Styles of Beyond - Shapeshifter

This is not your average songs you hear often or none at all on the radio therefore i cannot guarantee satisfaction but it does sound awesome to me and i would just like to give some suggestions due to overplayed songs on the radio like Fall for You, Hot n Cold, etc etc... Just try them, you might just fall in love with it...

What a shame.....

Dumb things happen when sakais are around you(im 1 too..)... Anyway,

Random lady: *singing*blah blah blah.... I am the bomb(with her mp3)...

She was singing quite loud so the dumb THAI decided to do his nonsense and said,

Thai: Bitch you're not the bomb that goes tick tick(got the idea from lil wayne song-Got money)

He said it so loud that it was loud.... She turned slightly and we saw only 1 earphone was plugged in..... I think she heard....No, i know she heard.... She gave the look and act like nothing happen.... Man i hope i dont see her in the gym no more..... It was SUPER EMBARASSING!!!

Overplayed SONGS!!!!

Gosh.... The radio keeps on playing the same songs over and over again, ITS TOTALLY OVERPLAYED!!!! CHANGE THE SONGS PLS!!!!

Why???

WHY NO OFF DAYS ON FRIDAY/SAT/SUNDAY??? I only get offdays on wednesday or tuesdays only which is the days i do not have anything to do... Cannot complain much anyways for i love the job at Key Ng which has very little working hours and quite high pay, playstation during break times, movie watching during working time(via Speedy store nearby)...

Nightshifts are the best for me because the feeling of walking through an empty mall thrills me and everyday I'm bound to see someone i know.... And what i hate the most is customers who will open up most of the shirts and end up not buying it... FRUSTRATING!!!

Now i am currently waiting for my call from HUSH to work my double job which i bet will be very very tough but i have no choice... Cash dont just drop from skies you know... 3 days left till school officially ends and work officially starts... I only want offdays on Mondays and Saturdays or Fridays....

More firecrackers!!! weee........

SPM is up next and what better way to irritate people by releasing some loud fireworks when they're doing their exams and guess what.... I've got a whole new stock of fireworks....

My sweet sweet payday is about to arrive and its around 400 bucks cause Key Ng pays on the every 15th of the month.... Currently still looking for more jobs, my target for this holiday is at least RM 3000... The first thing I am gonna do is spending everybody dinner because the last time i tottaly did not kept my promise and used up the money for myself.... And to Yusufe and your assclowns, you aint going to get a single cent from me cause now I ditch you guys...

Offtopic: Any Metal fans out there? Try I wish I had an Angel by Nightwish and What have you done by Within Temptation.... Totally awesome!!!

I ain't going nowhere...

This is by far the best and worst November I ever had in my past years... Day 1-4 we had activities(organizing futsal, lake garden, playing fireworks, going to Ulu Yam) but on day 5 is definitely a killer blow... I was accused of cheating the teams money and stealing handphone(by my own teamates) which i clearly did not because I would NEVER steal/cheat from a friend especially you guys cause you guys are the only team that i can hangout with this holiday for everyone else we use to know has major exams and new friends... We know the team so well and yet you guys still accuse me...

I get the message loud and clear when you guys lied to me today about being at home when I clearly saw you guys hanging out at the usuals.... But guess what, I've dislike you guys ever since you guys entered college for you guys have changed drasticly to the worst, promises like never going to smoke was all total bullshit.... And you know what, Porn also dislike you guys too... Its allright, I dont blame you guys for ditching me but know that Porn is going to follow me as well...

Im gonna work 24/7 this holiday with Porn at HUSH Bangsar for my holiday is definitely gonna be a shitty one and whenever i work i tend to forget everything else... Currently working at Key Ng at Gardens at a very high pay at RM7/hour and Hush only pays RM5 per hour but at least i have company... Its been a great start but a sucky middle-point, I wonder how is the ending gonna be?

ARGHHH!!!!!!!!!!! I've NEVER FEEL SO STRESSED OUT BEFORE IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!

Day II - Fireworking AMPANG

2nd day of November and the fun has yet to be broken... Eventhough it was a bit of a gloomy(hoping that rainy season wont return) day but it sure did not spoil anything..... I slept till 11 in the morning after yesterday's futsal and we gathered at Yusufe's house at around 6 to plan for the night... HIS HOUSE HAS SO MANY CUTE KITTENS!!!

We(me,Yusufe,porn,Thira,Raja,Ariff,Amir) decided to disturb the juniours from my school who is playing futsal and therefore we blasted them with firecrackers!!!(Dont worry, noone was hurt, we made sure) WEEEEEE!!!! After that ran off like donkeys and back to Yusufe's house and while running we found an army knife and after a little bargaining, i get to keep it!!!



Later, we chilled at Castle(JLN AMPANG) and i promised myself never to shisha again and i manage to kept that promise eventhough it was super tempting(they used real apple/pineapple)... On the way back(In Jalan Ampang) we released more fireworks in the middle of the highway while in the car... Dumb Thira idiotly held the fireworks too long but luckily it dint blow up his hand but Raja's car wasnt so lucky...They even shot my car...

We're currently planning a big one with our newly bought fireworks...Prepare for a loud BANG.... Not much pics cause never bring camera and too dark for my phone.... Currently praying for more FUN!!!

November begins and what a BLAST!!!

Oh my GOSH!!!! This is by far the best November ever!!! And the best part, its only the beginning!!! As you all know before we prepare for a super holiday the most important thing is to not be BROKE!!! And therefore we had the opportuniy to put our business skills to work(STRICTLY 100% legal business)... We organised an Under-14 Futsal tournament!!! Goodness me, the number of teams who came was just outstanding.... A total of 20 teams(7 per team) showed up and we were like only expecting 6-8....


The Organizers(Left to right): Ariff,Porn,Yusufe(captain),ME,Raja(holding the ball)

The Referees

Mr.Serious, Mr.Casanova, Mr I-am-lazy

Wondering whats my job? TADAA......

THE WATERBOY!!!!

Well the day started by getting ready all the stuffs required for the tournament and barely slept, after Yusufe told us to go home and get some rest it was already 4.30am!!! And so i went and sleep only to be woken up by those assclowns who called at 6.15 and told me to go to the court ASAP for we need to prepare the tents and stuffs and told me that the teams have already arrived.... And being the jacko I am, i believe every word they said and came ASAP just to find out they've pranked me and it was still super early and they were bored... So we went for bfast and came back to the court only to realise that the teams has yet to arrive, so we just chilled and waited for them

Look at the boredome.......

Finally around 8, the teams starts to pour in and register for the tournament... Each team comprises of 7 players and each team has to pay RM40 to enter, imagine the profit we gain..... The rent for the court was only RM20 per hour(rented 8hrs) and the prize money was RM350 for 1st place and 100 for 2nd place.... We gave the prize to 1st and 2nd place only because we want to maximise our profits.....

The hyper group

The wanna-look-calm-before-a-match group...

This kids are only 12 year old but they played awesomely.....

The I-must-win group....

After all the registration and other miscelanous stuffs the match began...... It started at 9am and ended at 5.30pm..... This was our strategy to get them to buy drinks and food from us for they would not have time to go for lunch.... The drinks and food sold like HOT CAKES.... We bought 50 cans of 100 plus, 30 cans of a super cheap brand cola and 50 bottles of mineral water at a super discount rate(100plus bought at RM1.19 a can/cola bought at RM0.79/Mineral water bought at RM0.49 per bottle)and we old it for RM1.60 per can and RM1.20 per bottle...... We bought 30sandwiches, 15 nasi lemak, and 15 fried meehun and sold them at RM2 per sandwich, RM1.50 per nasi lemak/meehun.... And we SOLD EVERYTHING!!!! YES!!! EVERYTHING!!!! Players even came and ask if we could go and buy more....

''WAIT!! MY SHOE LACE''

''Boring.....''

''WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!! MARK HIM LARR!!!''

After more than 8 grueling hours, a champion has finally been crowned but the real winners has definitely go to be us for we have profited(in terms of cash) a whole lot from this tournament....

CHAMPIONS(1st and 2nd place)

After all the cleaning up and finishing everything, we wanted to go somewhere to celebrate and count our profits(total of RM432.00++ and therefore each person recieves RM86 something) as well as celebrating our sucess and Yusufe suggested we go to Rasta and so we headed there and enjoyed ourselves... HE PAID FOR EVERYTHING!!!(which is not good because its coming out from our profit)

Look at the amount of food....

Well, every good thing has its downside too, i lost my temper due to my lack of sleep and the heat was a killer, a fight between teams nearly broke out, we were short of crews, SUNBURN!!!! But in the end, it ended well for we are all WINNERS.... Even better, Yusufe promised me that this is just the beginning and there would be more nice stuffs to do.... And not to mention the firecrackers we blasted everywhere and even in our journey from Bangsar to Rasta..... HELL YEAH!!!

Over? I guess so.....

Hmmm..... Its been a week since it last rained heavily...... Is rain season finally over? If so then HURRAY!!!! Finally, more outdoor activities, no more umbrellas, no more staying at home whole day..... Wanna hear a joke?(totally offtopic) What is the next sequel to Max Payne and what is the name for the new Max? GAYNE!!! For if there is no PAYNE, there is no GAYNE!!!(no pain no gain) *symphaty laugh+clap*

I am definitely absolutely gratefull that it is over.... And im also super gratefull that November is finally here.... Got a job and planned how i am gonna spend my November spree and i might have the time to study during December(play first than study :O thats me)..... Notice the keyword here is MIGHT.... And i definitely will not be sorry for what i am gonna do...

Futsal again?

Yay.... Now i finally have something to do on Monday nights.... Monday nights are when the boys from Bangsar YF goes to play some futsal and my friend asked me to join them....

It was not a very pleasent first day though... First of all it was raining and we played on a simen court which was super duper slippery... And not to mention EVERY single player fell down at least once including me*Ouch*......

The pace was super slow-mo.... Everyone was afraid of falling down because it was super painfull..... Not to mention everyone was pratically skidding all the way.... But in the end i had a blast cause it was free(so cheap of me)!!!

Totally offtopic: Eventhough it was mostly church people, F words were totally flying everywhere....

Newest addiction.........

My newest addiction now which i keep wanting to do is definitely PLAYING FUTSAL!!!! Man, at one point i love playing football so much that i skipped class just to play football or played in class using our self made paper-with-celephone-tape-ball(imagine the number of windows we broke). After i came back from NS, i was confined in an office and make calls until my addiction for futsal was revived when we played Lower 6vs Upper 6...... Man, the feel of scoring past the goalkeeper and celebrating in a fashionable way makes my day...

Until now, i havent turn down a single futsal match and the urge of playing futsal is so overpowering that i will never say no to a futsal match.... Yesterday, Me, Porn, Martin, Kumaresan, Joel played at Sports BARN and we totally owned the match!!! 20-5!!! With yours truly letting in the 5 goals..... I was playing keeper and i got sloppy..... Eventhough i got knee-ed on the head, kick to the throat, and not to mention having a football mark on my left chest(it looks so clear)... But who cares, I scored my share of goals......

I can go a week or maybe 2 without futsal but after that, the only thought in my mind is futsal, futsal futsal...... So if anyone wants a match or need me to organize just give me a call or msg me online and i'll make it happen :)

Whats with the nicknames??

Is this the time everyone gets a nickname other than the one in the ic?? I mean if your name is Mohd Khairul, pls dont go name yourself Joe.... This kind of trend happens with mostly rempits(i say rempit because) where they go arm themselves with some so called MACHO name just to scare you, for example, Bob, Mamek, Along, Abang etc etc.......

I mean its ok to give yourself a nick in the virtual world but whatever happens in the virtual world should not be taken into the real world..... And dont overdo the name thing......

Anyway, Guess what???












NOBODY CARES!!!! CAUSE NOVEMBER IS JUST 15 DAYS AWAY!!!! HELL YEAH!!!!

Nice scenes from movies.....

Ever seen a scene from a movie or a tv show and the scene just sticks on to your mind :D..... Oh, how random of me.... Anyhow i've just seen this clip from AXN which goes something like this, ''Wednesday on CSI miami..... *then 3 CSIs pull put their guns in a super stylo way on the gambling table*"... 1 word, AWESOME!!! The way they pulled out their gun just impresses me.... Anyway if you want to watch that particular scene just catch next week's CSI:Miami, Wednesday(15/10/08) at 10pm......

Want a bite???

Just came back from my 2 day 1 night 'balik kampung' trip during Raya(Bentong, Pahang).... Nothing significant happened during the day as i studied all day long..... As for dinner, we ate at a simple chinese restaurant but for supper, my father took me to a very 'out of town' restaurant to meet his badminton buddies and they pre ordered 6 dishes in total which grossed me out but suprisingly super tasty!!!

Dish 1: Catfish with ginger and spring onions
This dish taste no different from odinary fish but the texture is much more tender

Dish 2: Stir fried bat with rice wine
I didnt know what meat was it cause it was minced and i just ate and ate and ate withouht knowing what meat was it until i asked my dad.....BLEUK!!!! Too late...But it was nice...

Dish 3: Frog with something...
Frog meat isnt that exotic and i kinda like frog meat so this aint a problem

Dish 4: TURTLE MEAT!!!
YUCKS!!! This dish was super super disgusting.... I cant make up what meat was it when i looked at it(gray meat with black skin)... I took 1 bite and that was it...... Eating turtle meat is exactly like eating a piece of pig fat which is just disgusting(the texture is just like solidified oil)!!!

Dish 5: Kampung Chicken with sesame and coconut shavings
No different then ordinary chicken

Dish 6: Wild boar fried with dried chilin(Kung Po style)
Not bad indeed, among all, this has to be my favourite...

I do not know what are the REAL name for the dishes cause it was ordered before me and dad arrived..... I know eating exotic animals is against the law but we Malaysians are not guilty until they are caught red handed......

NOVEMBER COMING UP!!!!

WEEEEEE............ NOVENMBER IS COMING UP!!!! WHICH MEANS..........HOLIDAY/NOVEMBER FEVER!!!!!!!!!!! Oh man, i have been waiting for November for almost an eternity after going back to school..... What am i gonna do?? I am just gonna chill!!! And now I have a car of Mondays and Fridays just intensifies the fun i can have!!!



Late night outings, waking up 3pm, having lunch at 4pm are just the starters.... This year I am definitely gonna do something different.... Up for a race??? GO-KART of course..... Maybe even paintball....Or maybe just late night mamaks and gamble till dawn...... I really cant wait.... Futsals on Tuesdays and Saturdays is a must.... Countdown to November begins now!!!

Its a sign!!!!

REFER TO 2 PREVIOUS POST....

Hope the scientist at CERN realise that a sign has been given to them to shut down the stupid ATOM SMASHER thingi which might destroy the world..... 1 week after the machine was activated, the transformer for the machine malfunctioned.....Amen to that...So i kinda guess its a sign not to let the thingi power up fully which takes about a month if i am not mistaken.....

Or probally a real life 'John Connor' sent some robots to the past and destroy the thingi(too much tv i guess...) And oh yeah, i kinda believe that machines might take over the world one day and humans will terminated(DEFINITELY TOO MUCH TV). But who knows, maybe it will.....

Cannibalism....

Yuck yuck, the thought of cutting human flesh tends to irritate me, not to mention actually putting a piece of human flesh into one's mouth and chewing it...........................

What is the reason for one person to munch down on another person?
1. I once read a book which says that an unknown tribe eats human flesh because they believe they can gain their ability by eating them..... Like for example if they want run fast, they'll eat a deer and if they want to be tough they'll eat a lion.... So if they want to become as smart as their father, i guess they'll just have to start eating their fathers......

2. They are just plain crazy i guess.......

3. They suddenly crave for human flesh like how we suddenly wake up and crave for a nice juicy Victoria Station's Steak....

Randomness seems to be the new HIT thing, so i guess this whole post appear out of my sheer randomness......... But i get this idea from Prison Break SEASON 4(I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!!!) where T-bag was just robbed and was stranded on a dessert with this other fat guy... but T-bag out smarted him and roasted the fat guy and ATE him......

T-bag : ''Urhhh....*feeling SICK after eating a fat Mexican dude*''

Passerby on ATV: Yo dude, need help?

T-bag: My car broke down few miles back....UrK*feel like vomitting*

Passerby on ATV: You okay? Had a bad Mexican?(what he meant was mexican food)

T-bag: Something like that.....

Countdown to APOCALYPSE???

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080907/ap_on_re_eu/big_bang_machine;_ylt=Ah4P6PMR13Q9_xOZOK6bIS0azJV4

Visit the site above and see what I mean when i say the world might end......
Just in case you're too lazy to check it out, I'll make a brief explanation on whats gonna happen.....

This super hight tech company name CERN has created a 4BILLION$ atom smasher which they claim could solve the mysteries of the 'big bang'.... At what cost? The Earth.... And yes, the one we are currently resting our butts on.... Scientists who invented this piece of crap claimed that it will unlock one of the world's greatest mystery but there are other scientists claimed that it could create a MICRO BLACKHOLE which has the power to suck stars and not to mention planets which are only fration of the size of stars......

Why are humans never satisfied? So what if we unlock the mystery of the Big Bang? What could we possibly gain from it? And what if the Blackhole theory was right? Because of you selfish, unsatisfied jackass, you risk killing every single living organisnm on this planet.... First it was only men and soon it became spears, bows and other stoneage weapons, then came along guns, jet planes and even Nuclear bombs......... Now we have a machine which will destroy the Earth within weeks.... Who are you to get the final say who gets to live and who dies?

All we can do now is pray and hope that Mother earth survives another horrific history moment or become history.....

You're the beauty I seek all this time.....

Man, the feeling that i might not be able to own you aches my soul.... The sight of your beauty blinds my eyes..... Eventhough you gave me the stonecold look everytime i approach you, I still feel so lucky that you even exist...... I promise myself that I will own you one day, I'll impress you by studying hard and finding a job with high wage..... And the thought of us driving down the highway to Midvalley or Bangsar just puts the smile on my face....... You're the true beauty inside and out i seek all this time........
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............................. MRS. FORD MUSTANG GT

Woah..... Such a long poet for a car(i guess its considered a poem cause it sounds poet-like)...Anyway, Ford Mustang GT is like my dream car ever since i set my eyes on this babe at the autoshow which was in KL few years ago..... Ever since then, I've googled on Ford Mustang GT and know everything about this beauty from head to toe or should i say spoiler to hood......

The reason why i blog about it now is because i finally saw it on the road and i was directly behind it!!!! I'll post the picture when i repair my phone..... The sound of it accelerating are like music to my ears and the Devil himself could be pulled out of me(adapted from INTO THE NIGHT by Chad Kreuger and Santana)......

I've only driven this beauty in the virtual world(NEED FOR SPEED:CARBON) but its nothing compared to the 3 minute stare and 10 second feel of the real life, authentic,original one..... I do not care wether its the 1968 model or the 2008 model, I am happy just to own 1

Pranks done and will be done in the future.....

There are many things i love to do but pranking is currently rank no.3 on my list(if i have a list) and pranks never cease to get boring..... But currently in form 6 my pranking pals and my
prank-ness seems to come to a halt..... Well its time we start again!!!!

Pranks I have done with my prank buddies
1. Pulling down B1 signs in shopping mall's carpark and putting in onto someone elses car....
2. Pouring water at people when they are walking up the stairs.....
3. Throwing toilet rolls from 1 building to another(reminder to self: open it before throwing)
4. Pouring salt into friend's coke(the coke will get very bubbly so try not to overflow it)
5. Putting glitter on top of a ceiling fan in class....
6. Put lots and lots and lots of toothpaste onto someones hair when they are sleeping
7. Stinkbomb the lift...
8. Firecracker the neighbourhood at 6 in the morning
9. Make wanted pictures of the most hated person and paste it all around school...
10. Shooting ice at people and blame it on another person.....

This is only a fraction of the pranks i've ever pulled on people and below are the pranks i wish to do before my time as a pranker is up....

Pranks which have to be done SOON....
1. Liquid papering peoples chair...
2. Using marker and write on random peoples car
3. Write someones handphone number together with their name onto The Curve's high tech
direction board
4. Place more salt into someone's drink
5. Stinkbomb the classroom
6. Wearing a creepy mask holding a butter knife and knock on someones door

This is the pranks im planning to pull this year..... The warning has been given so 'try' and prepare yourself... but try all you like, it wont work...


Speaking of buddies..... I got LEE WOON SIANG as my buddy in MUET and im suppose to guide him to become a band 6 student..... Im not even sure if i can get band 5 myself and im suppose to tutor this guy in MUET......Well, i guess i gotta try.....

Top 15 Lines From TV I Would Love to Use

15. ''The more time i spend with you, the more I miss spending time in Prison,'' By Theodore Bagwell(Prison Break)

14. ''Have you suffered a recent head injury?'' by Norm The Genie(Fairly Oddparents)

13. "If you wanna get to Timmy, you got to get through me...'' by Wanda(Fairly Oddparents)

12. ''Yea, if you wanna get to Timmy, you got to get through Wanda TWICE!!!'' by Cosmo (Fairly Oddparents)

11. ''There is two meaning to the word 'WE', number 1. we means us, next we have my favourite which is WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!'' by Cosmo(Fairly Oddparents)

10. ''Know thy self because what is there left to know,'' by Sarah Connor(Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles)

9. ''If we are going down, might as well go down swinging,'' by Michael Scotfield(Prison Break)

8. ''Its not good for your body silly, its good for your SOUL,'' by Spongebob(SpongebobSquarepants)

7. ''Nobody changes,'' by Dr. House(House)

6. ''Metaphoricly speaking?'' by Dr. Wilson(House)

HERE ARE MY TOP 5 FAVOURITES

5. ''No, its not like maths, its more like English only with numbers,'' by Charlie(Numbers)

4. ''The difference between a monkey and a human is that monkey has a tail,'' by Dr. House(House)

3. ''Look, i am an iguana,YEE HA..'' by Cosmo(Fairly Oddparents)

2.''Here goes nothing, but there goes everything,'' by Squidward(SpongebobSquarepants)

And my personal favourite which i would really love to use one day is....................

''SAVE THE CHEERLEADER SAVE THE WORLD!!!'' by HIRO FROM HEROES

I will always be me.....

Im really certain that I will i never stop being a big mouthed, boastfull, lying, cheating ASSCLOWN for the rest of my life.... I really dont know when to joke and when to be serious, never did and never will.... People like me will get beaten up half dead and will never know why(a chinese proverb).... Everytime i tend to go overboard and even people who has patience the size of a jumbo plane will get angry with me without fail....

Everytime i make someone angry, i'll go apologising without a single bit of sincerity.... And after that, i'll make the person angry again.... Its just like a never ending cycle and im at every single spot of the cycle.... Mistakes are meant to be corrected but for me mistakes are like a jokes which will never ever be corrected for a jackass like me....

This has been happening ever since secondary school until now, maybe even longer.... I guess Joey(my work buddy) was right when she told me straight to my face that i love to argue and always like to win no matter what.... I took it as a joke and ever since she treated me with the cold shoulder response.....

To everyone i ever made angry, im really SORRY if i ever spilled ur secret, lied to you, argued for the sake of arguing, and many other bad stuff that i ever did but i dont think i'll ever change.... But i'll try my very best to minimize everything, that i promise... But still, if u wanna hate i dont blame you, I blame myself cause I know when im wrong... And to Joey, you were right.....

This is not some emo.tional crap..... This is real cause i can feel something really really bad is gonna happen..... So to save myself I better do something before i face the music...... Sometimes Spongebob gets emotional too you know... But not me, IM HAPPY!!!

What is wrong with cartoons??

Ever had a nap and you forget to set the alarm and wake up to find that its 12.30A.M in the morning.... Its really common for me and therefore to kill time I would like to post something....Anyway who cares?

Is there really a age limit for watching cartoon? Well if there is i guess there shouldnt be a required age to watch adult movies.... Why is people going "Omgosh, how old are you? Still watching cartoons!!" Why is it that people are embarassed to tell others that they still watch cartoons.... Well i honestly dont care what other people thinks of me but i still enjoy cartoons like i did 10 years ago and im not embarassed bout it.....Maybe its because i still have a mentality of a 10 year old but still, that is what makes me always happy.... Cant you see that im always happy?? Well maybe im crazy but there is also a posibility that im not...

Cartoons are like sitcoms or any FUNNY movie, just that it is in animation.... Like for example, errm the movie Get Smart, the movie is totally made up, the stunts are like overdoing itself and the jokes are like ripped off from cartoons... Compare this movie to Dexter's Lab and you will find that there aint much difference but Dexter's Lab will always be cartoon and REAL-LIFE-COMEDY- MOVIE- WHICH -IS -NOT -REAL will always be NOT-A-CARTOON-SHOW.....Get it? If you dont, just act like you do....

As you grow older so does your mentality, but i guess my mentality is stucked at 10 years old, but who cares??? I love every second of it.... But sometimes being childish at the wrong time really messes things up, like noone will take you seriously and think that you are STUPID... Guess what? NOBODY CARES!!! I just cant understand why people are so super duper serious all the time...Its good to be serious most of the times but not ALL THE TIME, you'll kill yourself faster, stress yourself so much that you grow white hair faster, people talking bad about you behind your back when you release everything onto them, and most importantly UNABLE TO ENJOY LIFE....

Cartoons always make me laugh and as i recall, laughter is the best medicine.... Cartoons such as Spongebob and FairlyOddparents are like my favourites due to the sarcasm and patheticness of the characthers.... You can learn a lot from cartoons, for example improving your english..... Notice that most of the cartoon character has a very good english vocabulary(KEYWORD=MOST).... At least way way better than our Malaysian english and also not forgetting mine.... But not all cartoons have perfect vocab... For example, Patrick invented a word which is WAMBO, Definition of WAMBO still remains unknown but Patricks version of WAMBO goes something like this '' WAMBO, you know WAMBO.....WAMBOlogy, the study of WAMBO, he she me WAMBOs......Its first grade Spongebob''

Anyway, different people has their different opinion so if you dont like it there is always my Bobby The Chatbox to express your feelings.... Just take my advice and drop your books and just watch 1 episode of SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS which is like only 13 minutes per episode... 13 minutes wont kill you.... You can do it while your eating or having a break..... Well, if you still dont like it, its still not too late to return to your books cause its only 13 minutes....

Everything said and done is at your own risk.... Eventhough cartoons are like my life, i still try to balance everything moderately such as tuition, school, sports, sports, and more SPORTS!!! So do not take cartoons too seriously cause moderately is sufficient.... Please dont get offended by what i say cause i am a 18 year old boy with a 10 year old mentallity and this post isnt meant to ANYONE AT ALL..... I repeat THIS IS NOT A PERSONAL VENDETTA TOWARDS PEOPLE WHO LIKES TO STUDY AS MUCH AS I LIKE CARTOON...Like i said, different people have different opinion and this is mine....

Here goes.....

This is like my first blog on blogspot after a month of setting up the layouts and some other 'COMPLICATED' technology stuffs.... Well the first thing which is significant to blog about last week is my trip to Genting Highlands.... I guess its on almost everyone blog who has a blog(get?)... Anyway here is my version.....

The day was a Friday(15/8/08) and it was the day my holidays started after a very very very very long time in school, I missed the smell of holidays because I was on holiday for nearly 6 months and I really enjoyed every second of it. It was also the day we are going Genting on a school trip, almost everybody was prepped up for the trip but being an organised donkey, I wasnt..... Anyway here are some pics and captions to continue my story.... Enjoy...

Omgosh..... I never held a bird before so this moment is where i overcome 1 of my millions of fears.... I wasnt really scared but the bird was moving....yea rite....

This pic was taken at the stone exibition right after we got off the cable car...... Gosh it was so super boring that we were stoning..... Get it?? Stoning in a stone exibition *bwahahahhahahha*....... Ignore...

This was taken right after SnowWorld where errm I started using the hood cause my hair was very in a not the usual position...... SnowWorld was great but it was PAINFULL....

After that, dinner at Kenny Rogers.... Notice the wonderfull pose by MunChien(the guy holding the menu)...

Errm, few hours later after dinner a few of us went to Starbucks and enjoyed their drinks..... After seeing them hapilly seeping their coffee, I couldnt hold back any longer and bought myself a SIGNATURE HOT CHOCOLATE grande size... Notice that the hood was on the whole night..... After the Hot chocolate, most of us had a 2-hour-photo-taking-session courtesy of Ms.Jessica Chan(the one in pink) with her super high tech tripod stand camera....

That was pretty much it for the night.....

THE NEXT DAY

The next day we went to the theme park and we started off playing BUMPER CARS and then we headed outdoor.... I did not sit on much ride cause i was either bored or too scared.... I sat on errm, Corkscrew, Flying coster and errm Pirate ship.... Notice the FEAR on Michelle and Jessica's face and my hood was still on and my calm emotions.... After that I chilled at Starbucks and waited for the bus and next we headed home.....

I guess that was it, eventhough i left quite some part out but i guess other post about the genting trip will help to fit in to the puzzle..... Anyway this is my version so things might be different on other people's post......

Oh and yeah i forgot to say sorry to everyone i made angry. I know i did..... Well if you still wanna hate me then I'll let it be cause i really dont care but this is a sincere apology..... So peace?
Well... You know who you are...

First timer

Craps.... Im not good with all this technology thing and i dont even know how to work this damn blogspot things..... How pathetic of me..... Anyway i'll just try my best to sort everything out ASAP cause everyone asked me to change to blogspot cause its wayyyyyy better than friendsters's blog ..... That is what everyone is saying...