Wednesday, September 24, 2008

NOVEMBER COMING UP!!!!

WEEEEEE............ NOVENMBER IS COMING UP!!!! WHICH MEANS..........HOLIDAY/NOVEMBER FEVER!!!!!!!!!!! Oh man, i have been waiting for November for almost an eternity after going back to school..... What am i gonna do?? I am just gonna chill!!! And now I have a car of Mondays and Fridays just intensifies the fun i can have!!!



Late night outings, waking up 3pm, having lunch at 4pm are just the starters.... This year I am definitely gonna do something different.... Up for a race??? GO-KART of course..... Maybe even paintball....Or maybe just late night mamaks and gamble till dawn...... I really cant wait.... Futsals on Tuesdays and Saturdays is a must.... Countdown to November begins now!!!

Monday, September 22, 2008

Its a sign!!!!

REFER TO 2 PREVIOUS POST....

Hope the scientist at CERN realise that a sign has been given to them to shut down the stupid ATOM SMASHER thingi which might destroy the world..... 1 week after the machine was activated, the transformer for the machine malfunctioned.....Amen to that...So i kinda guess its a sign not to let the thingi power up fully which takes about a month if i am not mistaken.....

Or probally a real life 'John Connor' sent some robots to the past and destroy the thingi(too much tv i guess...) And oh yeah, i kinda believe that machines might take over the world one day and humans will terminated(DEFINITELY TOO MUCH TV). But who knows, maybe it will.....

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Cannibalism....

Yuck yuck, the thought of cutting human flesh tends to irritate me, not to mention actually putting a piece of human flesh into one's mouth and chewing it...........................

What is the reason for one person to munch down on another person?
1. I once read a book which says that an unknown tribe eats human flesh because they believe they can gain their ability by eating them..... Like for example if they want run fast, they'll eat a deer and if they want to be tough they'll eat a lion.... So if they want to become as smart as their father, i guess they'll just have to start eating their fathers......

2. They are just plain crazy i guess.......

3. They suddenly crave for human flesh like how we suddenly wake up and crave for a nice juicy Victoria Station's Steak....

Randomness seems to be the new HIT thing, so i guess this whole post appear out of my sheer randomness......... But i get this idea from Prison Break SEASON 4(I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!!!) where T-bag was just robbed and was stranded on a dessert with this other fat guy... but T-bag out smarted him and roasted the fat guy and ATE him......

T-bag : ''Urhhh....*feeling SICK after eating a fat Mexican dude*''

Passerby on ATV: Yo dude, need help?

T-bag: My car broke down few miles back....UrK*feel like vomitting*

Passerby on ATV: You okay? Had a bad Mexican?(what he meant was mexican food)

T-bag: Something like that.....

Monday, September 8, 2008

Countdown to APOCALYPSE???

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080907/ap_on_re_eu/big_bang_machine;_ylt=Ah4P6PMR13Q9_xOZOK6bIS0azJV4

Visit the site above and see what I mean when i say the world might end......
Just in case you're too lazy to check it out, I'll make a brief explanation on whats gonna happen.....

This super hight tech company name CERN has created a 4BILLION$ atom smasher which they claim could solve the mysteries of the 'big bang'.... At what cost? The Earth.... And yes, the one we are currently resting our butts on.... Scientists who invented this piece of crap claimed that it will unlock one of the world's greatest mystery but there are other scientists claimed that it could create a MICRO BLACKHOLE which has the power to suck stars and not to mention planets which are only fration of the size of stars......

Why are humans never satisfied? So what if we unlock the mystery of the Big Bang? What could we possibly gain from it? And what if the Blackhole theory was right? Because of you selfish, unsatisfied jackass, you risk killing every single living organisnm on this planet.... First it was only men and soon it became spears, bows and other stoneage weapons, then came along guns, jet planes and even Nuclear bombs......... Now we have a machine which will destroy the Earth within weeks.... Who are you to get the final say who gets to live and who dies?

All we can do now is pray and hope that Mother earth survives another horrific history moment or become history.....

Sunday, September 7, 2008

You're the beauty I seek all this time.....

Man, the feeling that i might not be able to own you aches my soul.... The sight of your beauty blinds my eyes..... Eventhough you gave me the stonecold look everytime i approach you, I still feel so lucky that you even exist...... I promise myself that I will own you one day, I'll impress you by studying hard and finding a job with high wage..... And the thought of us driving down the highway to Midvalley or Bangsar just puts the smile on my face....... You're the true beauty inside and out i seek all this time........
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............................. MRS. FORD MUSTANG GT

Woah..... Such a long poet for a car(i guess its considered a poem cause it sounds poet-like)...Anyway, Ford Mustang GT is like my dream car ever since i set my eyes on this babe at the autoshow which was in KL few years ago..... Ever since then, I've googled on Ford Mustang GT and know everything about this beauty from head to toe or should i say spoiler to hood......

The reason why i blog about it now is because i finally saw it on the road and i was directly behind it!!!! I'll post the picture when i repair my phone..... The sound of it accelerating are like music to my ears and the Devil himself could be pulled out of me(adapted from INTO THE NIGHT by Chad Kreuger and Santana)......

I've only driven this beauty in the virtual world(NEED FOR SPEED:CARBON) but its nothing compared to the 3 minute stare and 10 second feel of the real life, authentic,original one..... I do not care wether its the 1968 model or the 2008 model, I am happy just to own 1

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Pranks done and will be done in the future.....

There are many things i love to do but pranking is currently rank no.3 on my list(if i have a list) and pranks never cease to get boring..... But currently in form 6 my pranking pals and my
prank-ness seems to come to a halt..... Well its time we start again!!!!

Pranks I have done with my prank buddies
1. Pulling down B1 signs in shopping mall's carpark and putting in onto someone elses car....
2. Pouring water at people when they are walking up the stairs.....
3. Throwing toilet rolls from 1 building to another(reminder to self: open it before throwing)
4. Pouring salt into friend's coke(the coke will get very bubbly so try not to overflow it)
5. Putting glitter on top of a ceiling fan in class....
6. Put lots and lots and lots of toothpaste onto someones hair when they are sleeping
7. Stinkbomb the lift...
8. Firecracker the neighbourhood at 6 in the morning
9. Make wanted pictures of the most hated person and paste it all around school...
10. Shooting ice at people and blame it on another person.....

This is only a fraction of the pranks i've ever pulled on people and below are the pranks i wish to do before my time as a pranker is up....

Pranks which have to be done SOON....
1. Liquid papering peoples chair...
2. Using marker and write on random peoples car
3. Write someones handphone number together with their name onto The Curve's high tech
direction board
4. Place more salt into someone's drink
5. Stinkbomb the classroom
6. Wearing a creepy mask holding a butter knife and knock on someones door

This is the pranks im planning to pull this year..... The warning has been given so 'try' and prepare yourself... but try all you like, it wont work...


Speaking of buddies..... I got LEE WOON SIANG as my buddy in MUET and im suppose to guide him to become a band 6 student..... Im not even sure if i can get band 5 myself and im suppose to tutor this guy in MUET......Well, i guess i gotta try.....